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Things that make you go hmmmm...
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Whammy1978
Guest
> I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw stacked up
> on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit Envelopes...
>
>
> -Timmywa
>
Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to deal with them, that is about what you want to do with their deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it to be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.<P ID="signature">______________
Moderator of Charlotte Board</P>
> on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit Envelopes...
>
>
> -Timmywa
>
Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to deal with them, that is about what you want to do with their deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it to be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.<P ID="signature">______________
Moderator of Charlotte Board</P>
M
miamimadman
Guest
Nitrous Oxide?
2
2001
Guest
> > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw stacked
> up
> > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit Envelopes...
> >
> >
> > -Timmywa
> >
>
>
>
> Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to
> deal with them, that is about what you want to do with their
> deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it to
> be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
>
"Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail, there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> up
> > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit Envelopes...
> >
> >
> > -Timmywa
> >
>
>
>
> Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to
> deal with them, that is about what you want to do with their
> deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it to
> be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
>
"Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail, there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
M
miamimadman
Guest
Sometimes 2001, you push it to the Limit?
You should post a warning about your Posts. I seem to remember a similar Graffic Post a few Months back, written in the same inimitable style
> "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
> ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about
> whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about
> 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and
> at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
>
> Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into
> a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
> it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
> suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
> doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if
> he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and
> as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which
> I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie
> down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls
> of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
>
> I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
>
You should post a warning about your Posts. I seem to remember a similar Graffic Post a few Months back, written in the same inimitable style
> "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
> ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about
> whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about
> 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and
> at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
>
> Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into
> a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
> it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
> suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
> doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if
> he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and
> as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which
> I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie
> down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls
> of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
>
> I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
>
M
Michael_Boehm
Guest
> > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw
> stacked
> > up
> > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> Envelopes...
> > >
> > >
> > > -Timmywa
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to
> > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
> their
> > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it
> to
> > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> >
>
> "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
> ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about
> whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about
> 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and
> at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
>
> Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into
> a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
> it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
> suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
> doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if
> he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and
> as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which
> I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie
> down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls
> of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
>
> I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
>
What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> stacked
> > up
> > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> Envelopes...
> > >
> > >
> > > -Timmywa
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have to
> > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
> their
> > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want it
> to
> > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> >
>
> "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
> ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How about
> whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with about
> 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper, and
> at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
>
> Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go into
> a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
> it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
> suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
> doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because if
> he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet, and
> as a result, his "load" would go all over the floor!--Which
> I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his dookie
> down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6 rolls
> of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
>
> I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
>
What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
2
2001
Guest
Re: Sometimes 2001, you push it to the Limit?
> You should post a warning about your Posts. I seem to
> remember a similar Graffic Post a few Months back, written
> in the same inimitable style
>
Well, I apologize if my post was somewhat graphic, but you have to admit, what I said is very true! I'm sure that every poster on this board has "experienced" (at least once) what it is that I have encountered many times in my life while being in a men's room.
> > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
>
> > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> about
> > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> about
> > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> and
> > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> >
> > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> into
> > a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
>
> > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
>
> > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
>
> > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
> if
> > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
> and
> > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> floor!--Which
> > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> dookie
> > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> rolls
> > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> >
> > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> >
>
> You should post a warning about your Posts. I seem to
> remember a similar Graffic Post a few Months back, written
> in the same inimitable style
>
Well, I apologize if my post was somewhat graphic, but you have to admit, what I said is very true! I'm sure that every poster on this board has "experienced" (at least once) what it is that I have encountered many times in my life while being in a men's room.
> > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
>
> > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> about
> > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> about
> > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> and
> > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> >
> > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> into
> > a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
>
> > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
>
> > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
>
> > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
> if
> > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
> and
> > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> floor!--Which
> > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> dookie
> > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> rolls
> > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> >
> > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> >
>
2
2001
Guest
> > > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw
> > stacked
> > > up
> > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > Envelopes...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -Timmywa
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have
> to
> > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
> > their
> > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want
> it
> > to
> > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > >
> >
> > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
>
> > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> about
> > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> about
> > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> and
> > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> >
> > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> into
> > a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
>
> > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
>
> > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
>
> > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
> if
> > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
> and
> > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> floor!--Which
> > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> dookie
> > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> rolls
> > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> >
> > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> >
>
> What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
>
Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't true??
How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime, huh pal?
> > stacked
> > > up
> > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > Envelopes...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -Timmywa
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have
> to
> > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
> > their
> > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want
> it
> > to
> > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > >
> >
> > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one for
>
> > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> about
> > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without fail,
> > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> about
> > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> and
> > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> >
> > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> into
> > a men's room anywhere in America and not see that!!----And
>
> > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now I
>
> > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he was
>
> > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
> if
> > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
> and
> > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> floor!--Which
> > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> dookie
> > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> rolls
> > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet on
> > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> >
> > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> >
>
> What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
>
Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't true??
How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime, huh pal?
It's true..go into any wal-mart restroom. In addition to that, theremay be a strategically placed "gospel tract" just in case the person using the facilities isn't "saved". Or Jesus Loves You in graffiti, or even carved into the wall (isn't there an admonition that says "Thou salt no deface property that doth not belong to thee)"?<P ID="signature">______________
Did the Corinthians ever write back?</P>
Did the Corinthians ever write back?</P>
2
2001
Guest
> It's true..go into any wal-mart restroom. In addition to
> that, theremay be a strategically placed "gospel tract" just
> in case the person using the facilities isn't "saved". Or
> Jesus Loves You in graffiti, or even carved into the wall
> (isn't there an admonition that says "Thou salt no deface
> property that doth not belong to thee)"?
>
You see! Somebody here agrees with me! I knew it!
Bless you, gr8oldies! When it comes to bearing witness to epic-amounts of human waste....You're obviously a man of integrity!
I appreciate your honesty!
> that, theremay be a strategically placed "gospel tract" just
> in case the person using the facilities isn't "saved". Or
> Jesus Loves You in graffiti, or even carved into the wall
> (isn't there an admonition that says "Thou salt no deface
> property that doth not belong to thee)"?
>
You see! Somebody here agrees with me! I knew it!
Bless you, gr8oldies! When it comes to bearing witness to epic-amounts of human waste....You're obviously a man of integrity!
I appreciate your honesty!
M
Michael_Boehm
Guest
> > > > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw
> > > stacked
> > > > up
> > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > Envelopes...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have
>
> > to
> > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
>
> > > their
> > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want
>
> > it
> > > to
> > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > >
> > >
> > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one
> for
> >
> > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> > about
> > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> fail,
> > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> > about
> > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> > and
> > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > >
> > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> > into
> > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> that!!----And
> >
> > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now
> I
> >
> > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he
> was
> >
> > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
>
> > if
> > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
>
> > and
> > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > floor!--Which
> > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> > dookie
> > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> > rolls
> > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet
> on
> > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > >
> > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > >
> >
> > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> >
>
> Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't true??
>
> How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime, huh
> pal?
>
Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit graphic.
> > > stacked
> > > > up
> > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > Envelopes...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you have
>
> > to
> > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do with
>
> > > their
> > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't want
>
> > it
> > > to
> > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > >
> > >
> > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one
> for
> >
> > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> > about
> > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> fail,
> > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
> > about
> > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet paper,
> > and
> > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > >
> > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
> > into
> > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> that!!----And
> >
> > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!) Now
> I
> >
> > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he
> was
> >
> > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing, because
>
> > if
> > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the toilet,
>
> > and
> > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > floor!--Which
> > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> > dookie
> > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
> > rolls
> > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet
> on
> > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > >
> > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > >
> >
> > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> >
>
> Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't true??
>
> How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime, huh
> pal?
>
Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit graphic.
2
2001
Guest
> > > > > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and saw
> > > > stacked
> > > > > up
> > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you
> have
> >
> > > to
> > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do
> with
> >
> > > > their
> > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't
> want
> >
> > > it
> > > > to
> > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one
>
> > for
> > >
> > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> > > about
> > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> > fail,
> > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
>
> > > about
> > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> paper,
> > > and
> > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > >
> > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
>
> > > into
> > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > that!!----And
> > >
> > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!)
> Now
> > I
> > >
> > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he
>
> > was
> > >
> > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> because
> >
> > > if
> > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> toilet,
> >
> > > and
> > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > floor!--Which
> > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> > > dookie
> > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
>
> > > rolls
> > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet
>
> > on
> > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > > >
> > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > >
> > >
> > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > >
> >
> > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> true??
> >
> > How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime,
> huh
> > pal?
> >
>
> Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit
> graphic.
>
You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
Hmmmm........perhaps.
Maybe you have frequented many a men's room in your life.
Oh, well! Whatever you say there, "Mister Michael Boehm"......Or is it "Mister George Michael"? (Wink! Wink!)
> > > > stacked
> > > > > up
> > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you
> have
> >
> > > to
> > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do
> with
> >
> > > > their
> > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't
> want
> >
> > > it
> > > > to
> > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got one
>
> > for
> > >
> > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom theme"......How
> > > about
> > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> > fail,
> > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed with
>
> > > about
> > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> paper,
> > > and
> > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > >
> > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to go
>
> > > into
> > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > that!!----And
> > >
> > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!)
> Now
> > I
> > >
> > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that he
>
> > was
> > >
> > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> because
> >
> > > if
> > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> toilet,
> >
> > > and
> > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > floor!--Which
> > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed his
> > > dookie
> > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with 6
>
> > > rolls
> > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the toilet
>
> > on
> > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > > >
> > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the poor
> > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > >
> > >
> > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > >
> >
> > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> true??
> >
> > How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime,
> huh
> > pal?
> >
>
> Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit
> graphic.
>
You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
Hmmmm........perhaps.
Maybe you have frequented many a men's room in your life.
Oh, well! Whatever you say there, "Mister Michael Boehm"......Or is it "Mister George Michael"? (Wink! Wink!)
D
DennisJohnson
Guest
> > > > > > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and
> saw
> > > > > stacked
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you
> > have
> > >
> > > > to
> > > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do
> > with
> > >
> > > > > their
> > > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't
> > want
> > >
> > > > it
> > > > > to
> > > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got
> one
> >
> > > for
> > > >
> > > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom
> theme"......How
> > > > about
> > > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> > > fail,
> > > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed
> with
> >
> > > > about
> > > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> > paper,
> > > > and
> > > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to
> go
> >
> > > > into
> > > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > > that!!----And
> > > >
> > > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!)
>
> > Now
> > > I
> > > >
> > > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that
> he
> >
> > > was
> > > >
> > > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> > because
> > >
> > > > if
> > > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> > toilet,
> > >
> > > > and
> > > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > > floor!--Which
> > > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed
> his
> > > > dookie
> > > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with
> 6
> >
> > > > rolls
> > > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the
> toilet
> >
> > > on
> > > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > > > >
> > > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the
> poor
> > > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> > true??
> > >
> > > How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime,
> > huh
> > > pal?
> > >
> >
> > Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> > travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> > true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit
>
> > graphic.
> >
>
> You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
>
> Ahhhh.....Okay there, "Mister George Michael"......Whatever
> you say.
>
2001, I don't like you. You are ignorant and jerky. I read the thread about "Ending". You've got anything better to do than stay on the computer and make fun of posters? Get your butt off the chair (wherever you sit) and get a life.
> saw
> > > > > stacked
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If you
> > have
> > >
> > > > to
> > > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to do
> > with
> > >
> > > > > their
> > > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just don't
> > want
> > >
> > > > it
> > > > > to
> > > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got
> one
> >
> > > for
> > > >
> > > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom
> theme"......How
> > > > about
> > > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and, without
> > > fail,
> > > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed
> with
> >
> > > > about
> > > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> > paper,
> > > > and
> > > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet to
> go
> >
> > > > into
> > > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > > that!!----And
> > > >
> > > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of course!)
>
> > Now
> > > I
> > > >
> > > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured that
> he
> >
> > > was
> > > >
> > > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> > because
> > >
> > > > if
> > > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> > toilet,
> > >
> > > > and
> > > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > > floor!--Which
> > > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed
> his
> > > > dookie
> > > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney with
> 6
> >
> > > > rolls
> > > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the
> toilet
> >
> > > on
> > > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry about!!
> > > > >
> > > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the
> poor
> > > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> > true??
> > >
> > > How many men's rooms have you been in in your lifetime,
> > huh
> > > pal?
> > >
> >
> > Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> > travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> > true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a bit
>
> > graphic.
> >
>
> You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
>
> Ahhhh.....Okay there, "Mister George Michael"......Whatever
> you say.
>
2001, I don't like you. You are ignorant and jerky. I read the thread about "Ending". You've got anything better to do than stay on the computer and make fun of posters? Get your butt off the chair (wherever you sit) and get a life.
2
2001
Guest
> > > > > > > > I walked into the Men's Room a moment ago and
> > saw
> > > > > > stacked
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If
> you
> > > have
> > > >
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to
> do
> > > with
> > > >
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just
> don't
> > > want
> > > >
> > > > > it
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got
>
> > one
> > >
> > > > for
> > > > >
> > > > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom
> > theme"......How
> > > > > about
> > > > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and,
> without
> > > > fail,
> > > > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed
> > with
> > >
> > > > > about
> > > > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> > > paper,
> > > > > and
> > > > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet
> to
> > go
> > >
> > > > > into
> > > > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > > > that!!----And
> > > > >
> > > > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of
> course!)
> >
> > > Now
> > > > I
> > > > >
> > > > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured
> that
> > he
> > >
> > > > was
> > > > >
> > > > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> > > because
> > > >
> > > > > if
> > > > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> > > toilet,
> > > >
> > > > > and
> > > > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > > > floor!--Which
> > > > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed
> > his
> > > > > dookie
> > > > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney
> with
> > 6
> > >
> > > > > rolls
> > > > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the
> > toilet
> > >
> > > > on
> > > > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry
> about!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the
> > poor
> > > > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> > > true??
> > > >
> > > > How many men's rooms have you been in in your
> lifetime,
> > > huh
> > > > pal?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> > > travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> > > true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a
> bit
> >
> > > graphic.
> > >
> >
> > You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
> >
> > Ahhhh.....Okay there, "Mister George
> Michael"......Whatever
> > you say.
> >
>
> 2001, I don't like you. You are ignorant and jerky. I read
> the thread about "Ending". You've got anything better to do
> than stay on the computer and make fun of posters? Get your
> butt off the chair (wherever you sit) and get a life.
>
Ignorant and jerky?
Ending?
Hey, I read your "Speedo ban" post.......it's "wear" not "where". (It's right before that part where you proclaim to the world that you're not gay.)
You know, come to think of it....Michael Boehm uses words like "jerky"--and he too has trouble with his choice of words!
You're not related to him, are you?
> > saw
> > > > > > stacked
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > on the counter a pile of Wells Fargo Deposit
> > > > > > Envelopes...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > -Timmywa
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Makes sense to me. Perfect toliet paper! If
> you
> > > have
> > > >
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > deal with them, that is about what you want to
> do
> > > with
> > > >
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > > deposit envelopes or payment slips. I just
> don't
> > > want
> > > >
> > > > > it
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > > be the cause of having a paper cut on my ass.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Things that make you go hmmmm", huh? Okay, I got
>
> > one
> > >
> > > > for
> > > > >
> > > > > > ya! And in keeping with the "bathroom
> > theme"......How
> > > > > about
> > > > > > whenever you go into a public bathroom and,
> without
> > > > fail,
> > > > > > there is always that one toilet that's jam-packed
> > with
> > >
> > > > > about
> > > > > > 10 pounds of human excrement, 5 pounds of toilet
> > > paper,
> > > > > and
> > > > > > at least 1 gallon of urine??!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Man! What is up with that, anyway??!! I have yet
> to
> > go
> > >
> > > > > into
> > > > > > a men's room anywhere in America and not see
> > > > that!!----And
> > > > >
> > > > > > it's always the stall that's not taken! (Of
> course!)
> >
> > > Now
> > > > I
> > > > >
> > > > > > suppose that the guy who left it there figured
> that
> > he
> > >
> > > > was
> > > > >
> > > > > > doing everyone else a big favor by not flushing,
> > > because
> > > >
> > > > > if
> > > > > > he did, his "gift to mankind" would back up the
> > > toilet,
> > > >
> > > > > and
> > > > > > as a result, his "load" would go all over the
> > > > > floor!--Which
> > > > > > I suppose is true! But still, maybe if he flushed
> > his
> > > > > dookie
> > > > > > down the toilet first, and then wiped his hiney
> with
> > 6
> > >
> > > > > rolls
> > > > > > of TP, and then flushed all of that TP down the
> > toilet
> > >
> > > > on
> > > > > > its own, he wouldn't have anything to worry
> about!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I gotta tell ya, whenever I see that, I pity the
> > poor
> > > > > > janitor who has to deal with that! I really do!
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What a sick post. Be right back, I gotta throw up.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Are you going to tell me that what I just said isn't
> > > true??
> > > >
> > > > How many men's rooms have you been in in your
> lifetime,
> > > huh
> > > > pal?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Dude, I've probably been in more restrooms than you. I
> > > travel often. I agree, all the things in your post were
> > > true, except, did we really need a review of it? Got a
> bit
> >
> > > graphic.
> > >
> >
> > You've probably been in more restrooms than me?
> >
> > Ahhhh.....Okay there, "Mister George
> Michael"......Whatever
> > you say.
> >
>
> 2001, I don't like you. You are ignorant and jerky. I read
> the thread about "Ending". You've got anything better to do
> than stay on the computer and make fun of posters? Get your
> butt off the chair (wherever you sit) and get a life.
>
Ignorant and jerky?
Ending?
Hey, I read your "Speedo ban" post.......it's "wear" not "where". (It's right before that part where you proclaim to the world that you're not gay.)
You know, come to think of it....Michael Boehm uses words like "jerky"--and he too has trouble with his choice of words!
You're not related to him, are you?
2
2001
Guest
> Unfortunately, I don't believe any of you grasped the subtle
> irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring such
> negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
>
> -Timmy
>
Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that copped an attitude.
> irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring such
> negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
>
> -Timmy
>
Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that copped an attitude.
M
Michael_Boehm
Guest
2001, I declare a truce
> > Unfortunately, I don't believe any of you grasped the
> subtle
> > irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring such
>
> > negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
> >
> > -Timmy
> >
>
> Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
> It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that
> copped an attitude.
>
2001: I declare a truce. I have been a jerk. Sorry.
> > Unfortunately, I don't believe any of you grasped the
> subtle
> > irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring such
>
> > negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
> >
> > -Timmy
> >
>
> Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
> It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that
> copped an attitude.
>
2001: I declare a truce. I have been a jerk. Sorry.
2
2001
Guest
Re: 2001, I declare a truce
> > > Unfortunately, I don't believe any of you grasped the
> > subtle
> > > irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring
> such
> >
> > > negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
> > >
> > > -Timmy
> > >
> >
> > Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
> > It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that
> > copped an attitude.
> >
>
> 2001: I declare a truce. I have been a jerk. Sorry.
>
Okay, now just get Dennis on board and we'll call it even.
Then the three of us can move on with our lives and we'll pretend like this whole thing never happened.
Deal?
> > > Unfortunately, I don't believe any of you grasped the
> > subtle
> > > irony in seeing what I saw. My apologies for stirring
> such
> >
> > > negative posts. Keep trying though, you may get it...
> > >
> > > -Timmy
> > >
> >
> > Hey, you shared your bathroom encounter, I shared mine.
> > It's these other people (like "Michael & Dennis") that
> > copped an attitude.
> >
>
> 2001: I declare a truce. I have been a jerk. Sorry.
>
Okay, now just get Dennis on board and we'll call it even.
Then the three of us can move on with our lives and we'll pretend like this whole thing never happened.
Deal?
W
wxctintern
Guest
Yo Man, you're totally right about that. One of my many jobs at the supermarket I work at includes cleaning the bathrooms and if one of the stall's is like you describe, which is at least once a week, I just lock the stall and put an Out of Order Sign on it and let someone else deal with it. $7.85/hour isn't enough money to deal with that. Hell I don't even deal with it on Sundays when I get Time and a Half.
2
2001
Guest
> Yo Man, you're totally right about that. One of my many jobs
> at the supermarket I work at includes cleaning the bathrooms
> and if one of the stall's is like you describe, which is at
> least once a week, I just lock the stall and put an Out of
> Order Sign on it and let someone else deal with it.
> $7.85/hour isn't enough money to deal with that. Hell I
> don't even deal with it on Sundays when I get Time and a
> Half.
>
Jay Clark, you da man!
I hear ya, brother! I hear ya! I sure as hell wouldn't clean a crap-filled toilet for 7 or 8 bucks an hour either!
I'll tell you what, my friend.......If your store manager ever walks up to you someday and looks you right in the eye and tells you to go get a plunger and some gloves and then demands that you go unclog some crapper in the men's room, you just look him right back in his eye and hand him your smock and tell him he can go do it himself!
I'm sure he gets paid waaay more than you do, Jay! Let him do it!
> at the supermarket I work at includes cleaning the bathrooms
> and if one of the stall's is like you describe, which is at
> least once a week, I just lock the stall and put an Out of
> Order Sign on it and let someone else deal with it.
> $7.85/hour isn't enough money to deal with that. Hell I
> don't even deal with it on Sundays when I get Time and a
> Half.
>
Jay Clark, you da man!
I hear ya, brother! I hear ya! I sure as hell wouldn't clean a crap-filled toilet for 7 or 8 bucks an hour either!
I'll tell you what, my friend.......If your store manager ever walks up to you someday and looks you right in the eye and tells you to go get a plunger and some gloves and then demands that you go unclog some crapper in the men's room, you just look him right back in his eye and hand him your smock and tell him he can go do it himself!
I'm sure he gets paid waaay more than you do, Jay! Let him do it!
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