Hi. I stumbled across this :
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sareel-service4.php?page=2
Scroll down to the Escaped Animals story, it starts:
"Madness and bedlam gripped the streets of Bismarck, North Dakota when an assortment of wild and exotic animals escaped from the city zoo and invaded a nearby radio station! The escape took place in the early morning hours, allowing the creatures to evade zookeepers who had yet to arrive for work."
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sareel-service4.php?page=2
Scroll down to the Escaped Animals story, it starts:
"Madness and bedlam gripped the streets of Bismarck, North Dakota when an assortment of wild and exotic animals escaped from the city zoo and invaded a nearby radio station! The escape took place in the early morning hours, allowing the creatures to evade zookeepers who had yet to arrive for work."