We have a new stinker from Allstate: Mr. Mayhem as a bird in the attic, being swatted at by Larry Bird while he destroys his house, including falling through the attic floor. I can't believe Larry stooped so low as to agree to do this. He certainly doesn't need the money. If I want to watch an NBA Hall-of-Famer make a fool of himself, I'll watch Charles Barkley.