> > "Confessions of a Broken Heart"
> >
> > I hate it, and you can tell she didn't write it.
> >
> I love it. It combines the mellifluous, brilliant timbre of
> the best Mozart compositions, with the elegant prose of the
> best of Morrissey's work, with drum work that would make
> Neil Peart jealous. Lindsay Lohan is a renaissance woman, a
> brilliant mind for the ages, and we should consider
> ourselves lucky that she is here for us.
LMFAO! Nice one.
> Obviously I'm not
> serious. But you knew I wasn't - I was laying it on way too
> thick. Now, if I may be serious for a moment - why does she
> even have a career, and why does America love her so much?
> She can't act, she sure as heck can't sing or write, and
> she's not even attractive any more - lately she looks like
> an emaciated chipmunk.
I'd still be willing to do her a sexual favor or two
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