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Lindsay Lohan's New Song

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spongebag7

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"Confessions of a Broken Heart"

I hate it, and you can tell she didn't write it.
 
> "Confessions of a Broken Heart"
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> I hate it, and you can tell she didn't write it.
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IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
> "Confessions of a Broken Heart"
>
> I hate it, and you can tell she didn't write it.
>


I love it. It combines the mellifluous, brilliant timbre of the best Mozart compositions, with the elegant prose of the best of Morrissey's work, with drum work that would make Neil Peart jealous. Lindsay Lohan is a renaissance woman, a brilliant mind for the ages, and we should consider ourselves lucky that she is here for us.</P>

Obviously I'm not serious. But you knew I wasn't - I was laying it on way too thick. Now, if I may be serious for a moment - why does she even have a career, and why does America love her so much? She can't act, she sure as heck can't sing or write, and she's not even attractive any more - lately she looks like an emaciated chipmunk. I hope the American people don't make the same mistake twice ... I can only hope that Lindsay Lohan's career will end soon and she will go back to wherever she came from.</P>
 
> > "Confessions of a Broken Heart"
> >
> > I hate it, and you can tell she didn't write it.
> >
> I love it. It combines the mellifluous, brilliant timbre of
> the best Mozart compositions, with the elegant prose of the
> best of Morrissey's work, with drum work that would make
> Neil Peart jealous. Lindsay Lohan is a renaissance woman, a
> brilliant mind for the ages, and we should consider
> ourselves lucky that she is here for us.

LMFAO! Nice one.

> Obviously I'm not
> serious. But you knew I wasn't - I was laying it on way too
> thick. Now, if I may be serious for a moment - why does she
> even have a career, and why does America love her so much?
> She can't act, she sure as heck can't sing or write, and
> she's not even attractive any more - lately she looks like
> an emaciated chipmunk.

I'd still be willing to do her a sexual favor or two ;)
 
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