Fantastic word game

He threw it in the garbage along with the rotten fruit and spoiled milk he had in his refrigerator, and soon the dumpster had attracted hundreds of flies.

Flies is what time seems to do as you get older.

As you get older your age turns into wisdom for the young people who idolize your every movement. 🧠

The young people who idolize your every movement are always hoping you're doing the right thing.

You're doing the right thing by spending a portion of your day with the zany cast of characters playing (the) Fantastic Word Game, here at RadioDiscussions.com, and you are cordially invited to join the festivities for yourself, just as long as you don't pull the same nonsense as our recent intruder.

He's posting from Texas, you say? Must be one of them danged transplants. I'm pretty near certain he ain't one of the native 10 gallon hat wearing kind like your rambling redneck who truly represents the Lone Star is.

Our recent intruder hails from Lancaster, Texas which according to The Google is only 100 miles from Tyer, Texas.

Only 100 miles from Tyer, Texas (Tyler, as we Tylerites would always prefer) straight down Interstate 20 means I'm making a pit stop at Terrell, on the ride home, for some beaver nuggets, a couple of pieces of fudge, and a pulled pork sandwich.

Any excuse I can use to visit the beaver.

A pulled pork sandwich sounds good so please grab a couple or five for me too, rosecity.

48 hours from now, I will have touched down in sunny Florida although it won't be that sunny at 10:20pm. But, during the day, the forecast looks great all week long. dmargalotti, are you available to run the place in my absence?

rosecity, rendered in all lowercase letters, sure looks weird beginning a sentence, but that's the way things are done down in Texas, where only the farm animals have capitalized proper names.

Names of those whom you would like to nominate for inclusion in the brand new TFWG Hall of Fame can be submitted online.

Enjoy your time away, WMC. I will hold down the fort in your absence and fend off any intrusions or attacks on our little game.

Online information may me a hit or miss situation. 💻

A hit or miss situation is the difference between being put in a favorable spot in the batting order, or having to pick splinters out of your hind end because your skipper has you constantly riding the bench.

Constantly riding the bench is preferable to being sent down to the minors, which often brings a pay cut and an unwelcome change of scenery from a vibrant city like New York to a run-down old factory town like Buffalo or Scranton.

Scranton is home to the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, but that's about all I know.

I know how to figure batting averages, earned run averages, and even slugging percentages, but these newfangled statistics like OPS and WAR leave me scratching my head.

My head is the perfect size to sport a 10-gallon hat.

...and I take full advantage of it.