The Indictment Collection
Those of us here in NY are enjoying our Attorney General, who seems to be doing the job other regulatory agencies aren't. We are aware Donnie fled to Miami (but his laptop followed him). As things are developing here, Donnie's next move might want to be to a station in a country that won't extradite.
I personally think I should cash in by selling my new:
Vermont Teddy Bear Indictment Collection:
"The Donny Michaels Bear - Enjoys sitting by his laptop (included), but don't carry him too high - he's afraid of heights!"
"The Dave Universal Bear - You'll find him hanging out in dark alleys at night counting his money and flashing his money clip. Loves the bling-bling and knows how to get it."
"The Toya Beasley Bear - She loves to go about town with her new limited edition Sony CD Walkman. Sing along with her favorite tunes, but remember, the Walkman is HERS."
"The Playful Party Girls Bears" - These mischievous bears (Monique, Tanya, Destiny and Autumn) come with their own cell phones for making fake phone-in requests for artists nobody wants to hear. Monique is the slutty one with the dirty mouth (she's what seven second delay was made for!), Tanya has the drinking problem, Destiny and Autumn love to call from their hot tub or from local clubs. Has built-in memory chip so you can record the names of your local station and the artist you want to promote!
"The Angst Ridden Unreachable Guy Bears" - Justin, Bo, and Caleb are the ultimate outsider bears. They can't be handled by anyone. Each bear is pre-programmed with a skeptical 17-27 year old sounding voice that mistrusts the man, the music, and the machine! If you actually have a phone line after you moved out of your parents' house, you can put these bears up to the phone and call request lines and convince DJ's that you really are the next Eminem and you want to hear the "outsider indie" rockers and rappers that major labels handle. But don't cut yourself... these bears are sharp and EDGY!
"The DA Bear" - This is the bear the other bears fear. Comes in professional looking suit with pockets filled with subpoena forms you can fill out yourself. Amaze your friends by writing your own bear amicus curie briefs! Comes with 11x9 DoD approved bear cage. The other bears can run, but they can't hide from the long arms of this bear! Grrrr....
