Fifteen years ago, when we all started inserting
> station imaging between every single song, they told us "You
> must never waste an opportunity to say the station name, and
> absolutely the first and last thing out of every break!"
Here's a good rule of thumb...from an ex-program director. Spending a lot of time worrying about the "subliminal factor" is silly, especially today. Most people only have the radio on for 'background noise'. Subliminal posturings will go unnoticed. Still, for the few who are, actually, glued to the radio, give the "brand" as the first item out of a tune....and the last item going in. Just before punching up the spots, tease something that's coming up....something worthwhile, like a new song (assuming, of course, that radio actually plays new songs), a major breaking entertainment news story, or even something fictitious like, "Coming up in a couple of minutes, we'll tell you how to avoid embarrassment while driving a Yugo." But, be careful while attempting any kind of humor. Most program directors and consultants don't like humor. Corporate PD's have been known to fire people for resorting to humor. So, play it safe, and make sure that there are plenty of fresh liner cards in the control room. If there aren't any, borrow some from the station across the hall. And, don't bother to substitute the call letters. Most listeners won't notice. Also, before starting your air shift, be sure to flush all original ideas out of your head. Today's programmers and consultants absolutely hate any idea that isn't theirs. (It's an ego thing!)
Now, in reference to the "Those who can't do, teach..." line, you're certainly right about that. A jock I used to work with back in the '80's said it best: "A consultant is a bulls**t salesman with a mouthful of samples!" Okay, not all consultants. In fact, over the years, I've worked with a few consultants who really did their homework, so we could spend our time working on the local stuff that needed attention. One consultant I worked with, spent a lot of time, physically, at my station doing local research. He was pretty darned good. He was expensive. I think he's dead, now.