Not only is it too damn hot to vote, but most people just don't give a rat's rear end! However, that doesn't mean KFYI & KTAR won't cover it Tuesday night. Smart money is on updates every 30 minutes, while dumb money is on wall to wall coverage. We'll see which way they go. In the meantime, your esteemed Middle Eastern Men of the Media are ready for the votes to come pouring into our Buckeye headquarters. Nurse Jeff will be wearing his KFC sun tan lotion, so you know the results will be finger lickin' good!